Aventuras del Zurdo

ZZzzzzzURDITO….. NO TE HAS DADO CUENTA QUE NO SOY PENDEJA SOY UN PENDEJO COMO TU. YA SE TE OLVIDO QUE DEBES MUCHAS MI QUERIDO ESTOLIDO .
TU CRES QUE TODOS SOMOS IGUAL DE ESTOLIDOS QUE TU PERRO TU NI SIQUIERA ESTUDIASTE PERIODISMO Y NOS QUIERES PENDEJEAR TU FUISTE UN SIMPLE GATO DE DON ENGUERRANDO TAPIA. JACUERDATE SOLO SABER HABLAR COMO VIEJA DE TENDEDERO
TU PERSONA DA ASCO PORQUE SI ASI COMO HABLAS COMES HAS DE ESTAR SIEMPRE ENFERMO DE LA COLA Y NO NIEGUES QUE TE GUSTA QUE TE BUFEN EN EL LOMO ADIOS MARIQUITA LINDA……

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ZZzzzzzURDITO ..... YOU HAVE NOT REALIZED THAT I AM NOT ASSHOLE I AM AN ASSHOLE LIKE YOUR. I ALREADY FORGET TO YOU THAT YOU MUST MANY MY DEAR ESTOLIDO. TU CRES THAT ALL WE ARE EQUAL OF ESTOLIDOS THAT YOUR DOG YOUR NOT EVEN YOU STUDIED JOURNALISM AND YOU WANT PENDEJEAR TO US YOUR YOU WERE A SIMPLE CAT DE DON ENGUERRANDO MUD WALL. SINGLE JACUERDATE TO KNOW HOW TO SPEAK AS OLD OF TENDEDERO YOUR PERSON MAKES SICK BECAUSE IF AS WELL AS YOU SPEAK COMES YOU HAVE TO BE ALWAYS ILL OF THE TAIL AND YOU DO NOT DENY THAT YOU LIKE THAT THEY SNORT IN THE BACK GOOD BYE TO YOU MARIQUITA LINDA ......

vieja pendeja...tiene la cabeza llena de mierda....jajajaja...ya le va a llegar su hora...